Best latest WhatsApp status

• Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.

• Status Unavailable,please try and reload again.

• I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.

• Scratch here ▒▒▒▒ to reveal your PIN,You need to authenticate yourself to see my status  ( Funky whatsapp status )

• marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops.LOL!

• Someone asked me, How is your life? I said she is good.

• I love to work for my dreams rather than someone elses.

I m not special person but they just call me “LIMITED EDITION”. ( whatsapp status best )

• Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true.

• Ability to take failures makes you successful.

• ***No Status***

• I never live like candle because,I cant let people be bright while keeping myself in dark.Rather I would prefer to be SUN.

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• Stop checking my status better you have your own.

• I don’t hate Peoples ,I just love Peoples who love me.

• There are 3 kind of people – vegetarian, non-vegetarian & only non-vegetarian

• Straight little  3 words for you – I Love You

• I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED

• WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status. ( attitude whatsapp status )

• Trying to succeed -> Started with deleting whatsapp account

• Few things don’t show up but they do exist just like we cant find heart in an XRays

• My parents are My world,and I go on world tour daily.

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• Man and God met somewhere, both exclaimed: “My Creator!”

• The problem is that you think you’ve time!

• If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts but not theory.

• The most painful thing in world is being loved and then ditched.

(Funny Whatsapp Status DP)

• Being in love with someone and still single. ( Best Whatsapp Status )

• I am not perfect in everything but when I am perfect no one is better than me.

• Eat > Sleep > Regret > Repeat

• Even the most serious thing in world seems to be funny with that best friend.

• Truth is superficial and fake is beneficial.

• Don’t wait for that moment,take the moment and make it perfect.

• Compiling my Dreams

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• Satisfy the Person Who expect smile Rather Than Surprising the Person Who Never Expected Nothing.

• I love my job when i am on vacations.

• The lottery is a myth.

• Silent is the new s3xy.

• Work until you balance matched the number of digits your phone has.

• You are never too old to chase your dreams.

• Till the time you won’t fall you won’t Rise

(Best Whatsapp Dp status)

• Understanding is important than perfection.

• My life is like open book but no one is allowed to read it

• I compete with myself

• Save Water, Drink V0dka!

• Marriage is the cause of divorce,no marriage no divorce.

• My life Mahh Rulz.LOL

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• Failures are temporary ,But success is Permanent

• Work Hard until you can count your money. ( Inspirational whatsapp status )

• Lehron ko rokhne se behtar teherna sikh jao!

• Aache dost ko ruthane per hamesha manana chahiye,kyunk wo hamare sare raaj janta he.

(Love Whatsapp Status DP)

• I have two choices – BE RICH or BE RICH

• Get such respect such that even after closure of curtains people should keep clapping!

• For Sale: BRAIN. used less, perfect working condition.

• Money won’t work until you work for money.

• Better you choose your career rather than career choosing you.

• Never laugh at your wife’s choices because you are probably one of them.

• I just want to die young as late as possible.

• If you’re talking about me on my back,I don’t Care!

• One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.

• I am born to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS.

• A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

• Make sure you did something before checking out of life.

• Be good and hardworking at what you are,because there is always someone willing to get that position.

• I have no addiction,i just have few bad habits.

• Better be alone than being lone in crowd.

• Making a million friends is not a miracle but maintaining them is.

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• Respect your work and it shall respect you.

• If life is squeezing you,something good gonna happen.

• My last seen was just to check your last seen

• I have you in my arms,and so do I have my cell phone

• Chasing dreams really fast and furious.

• Every LOVE story is beautiful,ours is awesome. ( love whatsapp status )

• I am an Day Dreamer since i don’t sleep in night.

• Future is subject to market risk,so enjoy it as it is today.

• I never really believed in angels until the day I saw you for the first time.

• I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is.

• I don’t have relationship and I don’t want to be in one.I AM ENTREPRENEUR.

• Don’t try to mess with me I am an budding entrepreneur,and you have no idea what I can do.

• Respect yourself and follow your heart.

• I also do have volatile RAM its just called HEART.

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• Day after tomorrow is most beautiful but many people will die tomorrow evening.

• Help in need is favor indeed.

• Genius at Play > Your game OVER.

• The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

• Sometimes you succeed other times you learn. ( inspirational whatsapp status )

• Passion is the genesis of genius.

• I’m not messy. I’m organizationally challenged!

• Doing more of what makes me happy

• Read and Read and you shall sustain.

• The best option is to take opportunity whatsoever may be the result.

• I have Many Problems in My Life.But My lips don’t know that, They always Smile..

• Work as much as you can,so that you won’t have anything to regret later.

• Drink > Eat > Dance > Sleep

• Love is blind but eyes ain’t that is why I love you

• Like me or hate me for what you know about be,not by what you have heard about me.

• No matter what home will always please you,how so ever it may be.

• No matter what, no matter where, it’s always home, where love is there.

• Battery low,please disturb later.

• I don’t get angry I just have more energy.

• I always play to WIN. ( motivational whatsapp status )

• Analysis is key to success in this era.

• Rishte par Naaz karo,Kal jitna Bharosa tha utna Aaj karo

• Aastha pattharo ko bhi bhagwan bana deti hai

• During last 5 minutes of examination I always get supernatural power  ( Funny Exam whatsapp status)

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• My brain need some recharge,and i think you are my charger

• The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall.LOL

• A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world..

• Exams are to interrogate not to irritate.

• Last day of exam is always best day of the month.